Made Her Cough

This cringe and funny at the same time.

I was running late.

My car had broken down.

The day couldn’t get worse.

It’s rude to keep people waiting.

Earlier in the year I had made a vow to never be late to anything again.

So all these things are going through my head as I’m rushing to this restaurant.

I had a date.   

I got there 3 mins late if I remember correctly.

I saw her. She’s  fine.

She’s Bad.

To the bone.

Fine fine.

BRUH.

I mean she’s already gorgeous but the outfit she wore was superstar energy.

She had everyone looking at her.

She wore that outfit. It didn’t wear her.

I asked her to sit by me.

After about 30 seconds she starts coughing.

She apologizes.

Then she coughs again.

Then again,

Then she excuses herself to the bathroom.

When she left, that’s when it hits me all of a sudden.

It was my cologne. I had over sprayed when I was in rush leaving home.

The cologne was too strong.

It was choking her.

I realized because I had a moment to myself and I got whiffs of myself.

It was overpowering to me too.

The YouTube review I watched before buying warned against using more than two sprays.

Oh chale.